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33 Splitter Payload

33 Splitter Payload

Regular price $84.00 CAD
Regular price Sale price $84.00 CAD
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28.9%
THC
Terpenes Caryophyllene Caryophyllene

A spicy, peppery terpene shared with black pepper and cloves.

Flavour/Aroma: Pepper, spice, clove

Effects: Calming, grounding, relaxing

Benefits: May help with discomfort and tension

Limonene Limonene

A bright citrus terpene also found in lemon and orange peels.

Flavour/Aroma: Citrus, lemon, orange

Effects: Uplifting, mood-elevating, energizing

Benefits: May ease stress and support a positive mood

Myrcene Myrcene

A fresh, forest-like terpene common in pine needles and rosemary.

Flavour/Aroma: Pine, herbal, woody

Effects: Alert, clear-headed, focused

Benefits: May aid focus and support easy breathing

The Woody Nelson edition of the 33 Splitter genetic was bred by Uprising Seed Company and grown at an indoor vertical farm using organic living soil. Contains: 14 grams

14.0 g
VETERAN ALLOTMENT 14.0 grams
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Specifications

Brand Woody Nelson
Strain type Indica
THC Percentage 28.9%
Terpenes Total Percentage 3.3%
Pack date October 24, 2025
Type 14 GRAMS
Tags Discontinued, Dried Flower, Indica

About 33 Splitter Payload

The Woody Nelson edition of the 33 Splitter genetic was bred by Uprising Seed Company and grown at an indoor vertical farm using organic living soil.

This indica-dominant cultivar is rich in terpenes, including caryophyllene, limonene, and myrcene with notes of cream and gas.

The plant's dense, frosty buds are hand-trimmed, cured for a minimum of three weeks, and never irradiated.

Contains: 14 grams

  • 5 stars: 1 (25%)
  • 4 stars: 2 (50%)
  • 3 stars: 1 (25%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
R
R.T.
Good

Good stuff just not worth the hype on this batch…not the most potent stuff for what you expect from WN.

D
D.O.
Excellent Medicine

The buds looked great, nice and firm, and they ground up super sticky.

I found the nose to be very close to what I remember from my last encounter, what I called a sweet perfumed dank.

I really enjoyed this one, I think it’s excellent cannabis.

R
R.
Pretty good but..

Great looking and tasting cannabis. Good burn after sitting in a jar for a few days. The only (but most important) negative is the longevity of the high. Very short high and not as potent as I’d hoped for with a payload bag. Lost a full point for that. 3.5/5 but it rounds up to 4/5. Would not re-buy same lot if it became available again.

R
R.
Short of expectations

I have tried 33 Splitter before and I was underwhelmed. When I saw the payload bag available, I was excited to try it as I heard the payload bags never miss. Cure and smoke are pretty solid and tastes pretty good but the high is very short lasting. I have a high tolerance but this stuff barely hit me for 10-15 min. 3/5