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First Class Funk

First Class Funk

Regular price $42.00 CAD
Regular price Sale price $42.00 CAD
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19.6%
THC
Terpenes Myrcene Myrcene

A fresh, forest-like terpene common in pine needles and rosemary.

Flavour/Aroma: Pine, herbal, woody

Effects: Alert, clear-headed, focused

Benefits: May aid focus and support easy breathing

Caryophyllene Caryophyllene

A spicy, peppery terpene shared with black pepper and cloves.

Flavour/Aroma: Pepper, spice, clove

Effects: Calming, grounding, relaxing

Benefits: May help with discomfort and tension

Limonene Limonene

A bright citrus terpene also found in lemon and orange peels.

Flavour/Aroma: Citrus, lemon, orange

Effects: Uplifting, mood-elevating, energizing

Benefits: May ease stress and support a positive mood

Its undeniably dank aroma smacks you in the face with a pungent funky, creamy, fragrance compounded by a dense scent of jet fuel.

Size
7.0 g
VETERAN ALLOTMENT 7.0 grams
Blue Cross direct billing Discreet packaging Fast free shipping

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Full cannabinoid and contaminant testing for this batch.

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Specifications

Brand Herbal Dispatch Craft
Strain type Indica
THC Percentage 19.6%
Terpenes Total Percentage 2.0%
Size 7 GRAMS
Pack date June 22, 2023
Tags Discontinued, Dried Flower, Indica

About First Class Funk

With a name like First Class Funk, one can assume this indica-dominant strain is going to be stinky and strong! Although this popular strain is grown by many cultivators, it was originally created by Compound Genetics from crossing GMO with Jet Fuel Gelato. As any cannabis aficionado knows, these parent strains are both all-Stars, both with a reputation for potency. 

Its undeniably dank aroma smacks you in the face with a pungent funky, creamy, fragrance compounded by a dense scent of jet fuel. The funk tastes as funky as it smells with notes of fermented anise and fennel coupled by gassy aftertaste as it rolls of the pallet.

Grower: TriCity Smoke from Port Coquitlam, BC

  • 5 stars: 7 (30%)
  • 4 stars: 8 (35%)
  • 3 stars: 4 (17%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 4 (17%)
B
B.Y.
First class Fu.k !!!

like 3A+ or4A- , for when I got it at 90$ an ounce , came looking like buds from the 25 or30 $ 3.5 categories from recreational stores, i got one at 27$ one time with terps 4.5% this one i got was like 2 or 3 % terps but still nice tatse....worth it even at regular price like 20$ more an ounce I think

C
C.
Priced Right

Upon opening bag you get the smell of hay and earth. Smells much better once milled, fresh and sticky.
That being said, it does provide a decent high and doesn't taste too bad. I'd compare this more to a AA at best but definitely not bad bud.

C
C.
Priced Right

Upon opening bag you get the smell of hay and earth. Smells much better once milled, fresh and sticky.
That being said, it does provide a decent high and doesn't taste too bad. I'd compare this more to a AA at best but definitely not bad bud.

C
C.1.
Funky

Has a nice smell. Pretty mellow stone, good sized buds

T
T.E.
Low Odor but good taste

Great deal for your buck, great in the evening, no paranoia

J
J.J.
42/50

Surprisingly good for it's age. Relaxing smoke.

M
M.B.
Great quality for a great price!

I was pleasantly surprised by the size and quality of the buds in my bag. They were nicely trimmed, dense buds that busted up beautifully. The smoke was smooth and delivered a beautiful relaxed effect. Will always be one of my picks.

K
K.h.
Different

Really big nugs. Has a funky smell for sure but it smoked good with white ash

F
F.
powerful smoke

if you are for something strong

M
M.m.
Great store and awesome product

Love herbal dispatch so glad to have you back online.

M
M.M.
Great store and awesome product

Love herbal dispatch so glad to have you back online.

S
S.
No as good as anticipated

Good but not as good as you would think for a 30% THC rating.

S
S.
No as good as anticipated

Good but not as good as you would think for a 30% THC rating.

D
D.
The Dankness

3 buds in my 7g bag, 2 buds that are probably 3G’s each, then one smaller 1g nug. Very potent earthy smell in the bag, not hay. Breaking up a bud releases more earth smell and some gas smell. Good moisture level and a bit of stickiness, pics on the site are a very accurate representation of what I see in my bag. Decent taste, smooth enough, a very hard hitter that is definitely punching above its AAA rating. Well done on this one, excellent before bed.

D
D.
The Dankness

3 buds in my 7g bag, 2 buds that are probably 3G’s each, then one smaller 1g nug. Very potent earthy smell in the bag, not hay. Breaking up a bud releases more earth smell and some gas smell. Good moisture level and a bit of stickiness, pics on the site are a very accurate representation of what I see in my bag. Decent taste, smooth enough, a very hard hitter that is definitely punching above its AAA rating. Well done on this one, excellent before bed.

J
J.H.
Good

Good.

J
J.H.
Good

Good.

M
M.R.
Not Good

This weed brings me back, NOT in a good way. Reminds me of when I didn't have a good hook-up. Accidentally bought this thinking it was AAAA. Maybe novice smokers will find this good, but I agree some other reviews, AA at best. Worst smelling weed I've bought in over a decade.

M
M.R.
Not Good

This weed brings me back, NOT in a good way. Reminds me of when I didn't have a good hook-up. Accidentally bought this thinking it was AAAA. Maybe novice smokers will find this good, but I agree some other reviews, AA at best. Worst smelling weed I've bought in over a decade.

R
R.
Very nice and tastey!

This funk is not junk! Taste is dank, burns perfect, after taste rolls off nicely. Very good smoke, i would buy again!

R
R.
Very nice and tastey!

This funk is not junk! Taste is dank, burns perfect, after taste rolls off nicely. Very good smoke, i would buy again!

A
A.W.
Smells like hay

Looks nothing like the pictures, smells like hay, lowest grade flower ive had in a long time.

A
A.W.
Smells like hay

Looks nothing like the pictures, smells like hay, lowest grade flower ive had in a long time.